April 2012
APRIL FOOL'S DAY (JPN GOOGLE MAPS)
nutellaavenger:
ceruleancynic:
miss-simplicity:
YOU GUYS …
YOU GUYS.
THIS.
oh goddamn
March 2012
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“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via alexandremcqueen)
“Picking five favorite books is like picking the five body parts you’d most like...”
– Neil Gaiman (via mark-gaytiss)
“I like my body when it is with your body. It is so quite new a thing. Muscles...”
– E.E. Cummings (via alexandremcqueen)
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Marrrried~
Will: But this sex bot was so assertive about not having to clarify my age. "You don't have to clarify your age! You DON'T have to clarify your age!"
Melody: I guess they take you for the age you look? I dunno.
Will: Maybe they're trying to hook me up with pedophiles. I look 13. We'd have sex and I'd be like, "I'm actually 21! Ha! We're going to go to New York and we're going to get maaaariiiied~"
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canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
“You are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing.”
– E.E. Cummings (via alexandremcqueen)
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How old is this blogger? →
amayzingful:
minatia:
unsafebet:
shadistuff:
rainbowscarf:
marintan:
kuakusi:
karkatvantassexual:
hussatan:
The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://hussatan.tumblr.com is written by someone 18-25 years old.
oh my god
The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://karkatvantassexual.tumblr.com/ is written by someone 13-17 years old.
ah
18-25
AH
AHAHAH
no
The AgeAnalyzer thinks
...
“When you’re dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody...”
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via alexandremcqueen)
Japh: Would you like to take a shower? I seem to recall you were quite fond of hot water.
Danny: I can't go in there.
Japh: Why not?
Danny: There's a mirror in there.
Japh: *leaves room. crashing sound. returns* There is no mirror. Please be quick Dante, and mind the glass on the floor.
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“I can only note that the past is beautiful because one never realises an emotion...”
– Virginia Woolf (via alexandremcqueen)
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“Don’t let your happiness depend on something you may lose.”
– C.S. Lewis (via alexandremcqueen)
