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nutellaavenger: ceruleancynic: miss-simplicity: YOU GUYS … YOU GUYS. THIS. oh goddamn
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself...– Kurt Vonnegut (via alexandremcqueen)
Picking five favorite books is like picking the five body parts you’d most like...– Neil Gaiman (via mark-gaytiss)
I like my body when it is with your body. It is so quite new a thing. Muscles...– E.E. Cummings (via alexandremcqueen)
Will: But this sex bot was so assertive about not having to clarify my age. "You don't have to clarify your age! You DON'T have to clarify your age!"
Melody: I guess they take you for the age you look? I dunno.
Will: Maybe they're trying to hook me up with pedophiles. I look 13. We'd have sex and I'd be like, "I'm actually 21! Ha! We're going to go to New York and we're going to get maaaariiiied~"
canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
You are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing.– E.E. Cummings (via alexandremcqueen)
How old is this blogger? →
amayzingful: minatia: unsafebet: shadistuff: rainbowscarf: marintan: kuakusi: karkatvantassexual: hussatan: The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://hussatan.tumblr.com is written by someone 18-25 years old. oh my god The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://karkatvantassexual.tumblr.com/ is written by someone 13-17 years old. ah 18-25 AH AHAHAH no The AgeAnalyzer thinks ...
When you’re dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody...– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via alexandremcqueen)
Japh: Would you like to take a shower? I seem to recall you were quite fond of hot water.
Danny: I can't go in there.
Japh: Why not?
Danny: There's a mirror in there.
Japh: *leaves room. crashing sound. returns* There is no mirror. Please be quick Dante, and mind the glass on the floor.
I can only note that the past is beautiful because one never realises an emotion...– Virginia Woolf (via alexandremcqueen)
Don’t let your happiness depend on something you may lose.– C.S. Lewis (via alexandremcqueen)